Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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