So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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