Having a random hookup so left but love u
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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