How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm like, not good at living.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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