i think my mom watched the whole time
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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