I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
