margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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