Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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