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i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song

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(310): View more from California

Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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(740): View more from Ohio

My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair

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(720): View more from Colorado

I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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(301): View more from Maryland

what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...

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navy blue

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The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...

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(813): View more from Florida

I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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You love porn!

(813): View more from Florida

Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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