I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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