dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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