It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm both gender and math confused
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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