I'm drive I can fine osifer
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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