I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm like, not good at living.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
