This dress was meant to end up on your floor
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am naked and annoyed.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Randomize
