Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
