think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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