You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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