JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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