think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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