I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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