White coat. Heels.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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