yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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