Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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