Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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