i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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