"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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