if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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