what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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