You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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