i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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