If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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