So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
ok first of all what the fuck
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