Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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