i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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