she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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