What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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