I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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