Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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