He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just gargled with NyQuil
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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