i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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