She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just want nice things and good sex
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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