I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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