Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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