I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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