idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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