Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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