i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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