we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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