U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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