I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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