I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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