i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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