Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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