bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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